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janelle-pierzina:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

#leave it to tumblr to figure out how to get away with murder

swaggywhale:

humminghummel:

the-sketch-book:

au in which i go outside

plot twist: i enjoyed going outside

that’s too ooc

queerpong:

im not a morning person

im not an afternoon person

im not a person

It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

louis-vuitomlinson:

toocooltobehipster:

well that was unexpected

thatslagbag:

My favourite actors in Supernatural are Jensen Ackles’s eyelashes. They’re so big they should really be on the credits. 

Are those even real? They must be a bitch to sleep in.  

theredbookofwesteros:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 #this is the kind of parent i want to be

I poked my radio to hit the up button on the volume and it went flying off my bedside table ;aldjfalksdjvggoprt

I’m up to early

thatwhoviansynesthete:

loveofotaku:

leadthelosers:

then went downstairs and continued life as normal in front of your parents

EVERY

NIGHT.

I CRIED BECAUSE OF THAT FIRST GIF

I STILL HAVE FEELS

THAT WAS CRUEL

huzzelzebub:

fluximo:

zoerulaufeyson:

wut even

holy shit

teachthecontroversy:

Rape is not a joke.

oncelut:

oncelut:

my mom just yelled at me to take out the trash so i covered myself in clothes try to find me now peasant haha

she found me 

dirtytalkinginenochian:

Two bloggers went outside

that’s it that’s the joke

one of the biggest problems with our system of education is that it doesn’t acknowledge that intelligence is a fluid concept that can be measured in more ways than just how well people do on exams

julianstark:

nosdrinker:

reblog if the next disney princess should be an alcoholic

Pretty sure Tony Stark is technically a Disney princess.

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

i really hate when i try to join a new fandom and when i get there it seems as though everybody has known each other for 17 and a half years and i’m just in a corner like

loki-cat:

observe as tony stark throws away a box of strawberries 

im fucking crying omg tony you had ONE JOB

buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

• murmured
• mumbled
• muttered
• breathed
• sighed
• hissed
• mouthed
• uttered
• intoned
• susurrated
• purred
• said in an undertone
• gasped
• hinted
• said low
• said into someone’s ear
• said softly
• said under one’s breath
• said in hushed tones
• insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear