Okay, Um, If we mutually follow there’s a gif here on tumblr and it’s that cat getting scared by the lizard and I would really REALLY appreicate it if you didn’t reblog that for me and kept it far far away from me It’s very much a trigger and I don’t feel like talking about it this isn’t one of those stupid “Twigger warning he said sex” Things...
ezioauditoress: im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
I’m officially a senior,
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
queensaige: bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF OH YES IT’S BACK
grymshaw: i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest aholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
coolscar: *accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
So Artist Alley prep plus big school project and one night left?
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
therecklessandtherian: have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
imgonnariverdance: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: castielyousonofabitch: villainihavedonethymother: crateshya: darknephilim: thesickestjokes: Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven. you fucking didnt COLOR PUNS That just blue me away. I know I’ve red this somewhere before. Orange you glad it was a tasteful pun, at least? Yeah I guess you’re...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
queenacrossthewaters: when you click a button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click